Fits a 60" Waist!

Caution: do not read on if you have a 60" waist.....


While cleaning out my closet this weekend I came across a "fanny pack" that still had the tag on it. Printed on the tag it proudly exclaimed it's most valuable feature, "up to a 60" waist". That's 5, yes I said five, FEET.

My mind started turning. Who the hell would be in the market for a fanny pack with a 60" waist. And if you were - would you buy it? Is there really a market for the 60" waist people?

Anybody out there need it? ;)

I'll give it to the first person who can leave the most comments on why you would need a 60" fanny pack. If we get enough comments - which I doubt, none of you leave comments - we can create a top ten list.

I'll start.

Top 10 reasons to buy a 60" fanny pack!

• Proof of purchase for your application to "The Biggest Loser"!

Sorry, I couldn't resist - any takers?