7.01.2009

Life goes ON..ON..ON and ON

I'm in the process of posting one of my clients achievements, while handling phone calls from clients when I will be able to pull my head out of my ass and get back to work, while dealing with the stress of the accident.

Damn, life goes on - even when you don't feel like it.

And isn't that what exercise, healthy living and just being good to yourself is all about. Life goes on - there is no finish line!

How does this post look by the way - to me, fine - but my head is a little fuzzy so maybe to you it looks like, hoiaeorkajd;kajdfhiuahh! I promise, I used spell check.

So here are some lessons I learned this week;

  • Airbags suck - Mine didn't go off so my handy seat belt, which I was wearing by law, did work. Worked so well - I think it extended my neck by 1/2 inch - look out Nicole Kidman!
  • The $15 in change sitting in your car is gone.
  • When the cop is asking what your name is and were you using a cell phone - don't say - hold on a minute' I gotta reconnect!(just kidding)
  • When the guy that "hit and run" on you - and the cops bring him back and sit him in the grass - YELL - "Thanks a lot Dick Head"!
  • The fur from your dog in the back seat - from years of him riding in the back seat- are now implanted on you like a porcupine just threw at at you!
  • When you wreck a red dodge neon go and get a blue dodge neon. They are good at going from 50 mph to 0 mph in a second.

4 comments:

Gr8Brit said...

You must be feeling better, your sacastic sense of humor has returned!

As far as the 'fuzzy head', I thought that was just normal for you (kidding!)

We're thankful that you weren't seriously hurt, it could have been a whole lot worse.......

Now, get back to work....we miss you !

Ashley said...

Hope you are doing okay. Glad you weren't seriously injured.

Anonymous said...

Oh I needed a good laugh! Was feeling blue about what I am dealing with right now and you made me forget and laugh! I needed that.

I am so very glad that you are okay. It could have been a lot worse (don't you hate when somebody says that to you?).

spinchick said...

Even I miss you....as strange as that may seem. Get better. Glad you are OK.

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